Archive for the ‘PMS Humor’ Category
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
With the weight gain, pain in every body part, and feeling of wanting to cut the fingers off of any man who gets close to you, is it any wonder at all that most women do not feel sexy during PMS time? However, studies have shown that woman experience a higher sex drive right before PMS and vibrations helps to sooth muscle aches.
PMS Hint: If you cant stand to be touched during PMS time, then load up your favorite vibrator with batteries and relax. Using a vibrator during PMS has been shown to reduce cramps and lower back pains. While it is true that sex will do the same thing, a vibrating heating pad on your back or stomach will help drive away the cramps too!
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Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
During your PMS time of the month, don’t be afraid to use very visual cues for the people around you. Most women feel like they have to hide their PMS symptoms or expect those around us to “just know.” Instead of enduring the aggravation of people who do not understand your moodiness or headaches, put out a large sign or flag that tells people to leave you alone!
PMS Hint: Getting a PMS flag is easy at www.PMScentral.com. Whether you keep your PMS flag for yourself to give people “fair warning” or give one to your best female friend to help her warn others of the PMS danger zone, this will be a fun and practical way to notify everyone that trespassers will not be tolerated!
Tags: axiety, binge eating, bloating, cramps, depression, fatigue, headaches, mood swings, PMS, pms depression, PMS Information, pregnancy, stress, teenage girls, teenagers, teens, tension, women
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Monday, June 30th, 2008
Accept that some people do not believe in the symptoms of PMS. Surround yourself with people who know how difficult PMS is in your life to build a great support group of family and friends. Keep a network of friends or family members that you can call when you are faced with overwhelming problems or those food cravings that make you want to sit in a chair in front of the refrigerator.
PMS Hint: Take a note from your cell phone company. Make a quick list of your best girlfriends. Make a pack with the this special list of girlfriends to go get products, find new PMS “deserts,” and serve as a self esteem booster. You can start your own PMS party with your best girls for support.
Tags: axiety, binge eating, bloating, cramps, depression, fatigue, headaches, mood swings, PMS, pms depression, PMS Information, pregnancy, stress, teenage girls, teenagers, teens, tension, women
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Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
What is someone approached you on the street and asked the question…”What is PMS?” What would you answer? PMS Central did just that. Walked up to women on the street and asked them “What is PMS?” The PMS answers ranged from the humorous to the surprising.
Check it out (and digg it if you like it!) and let us know what you think. Then, leave us a comment about “What is PMS to you?”
Tags: bloating, cramps, headaches, PMS, pregnancy, street interviews, women
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
In a sensational new video, Do YOU know when you have PMS?, PMS Central explores the many ways that women know when they have PMS!
No matter what type of PMS you have effecting your life, one of these PMS princesses will help you find the way to relieve the PMS symptoms of cramps, mood swings, headaches, and nausea.
Check out the Do YOU know when you have PMS? video and dont forget to digg it if you like it!
Tags: bloating, cramps, headaches, men, PMS, what is pms, women
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Sunday, April 27th, 2008
The evil A’s of PMS have always been PMS anger, anxiety, acne, and abdominal cramps. While so many women suffer month after month the attacks of the 3 A’s of PMS, there are easy, holistic and over the counter ways to deal with the ravages of PMS.
The four A’s of PMS can be driven away with the following suggestions:
Anger: Take a few minutes to breath deep and realize that what you are feeling is not going to last. With hormones changing and coloring yoru point of view, a brisk walk or time to decompress by yourself is important to your mental health. Acknowledge your issues and work to make your PMS better.
Anxiety: Two wonderful suggestions for helping relieve PMS issues are St. Johns Wart and Valerian Root.
Abdominal Cramps: There are some over the counter PMS mediciness that you can get in your local drug store. The important part is just to accept that you need some cramp meds and stock up.
The first step to getting the most relieve from monthly PMS is acknowleding that you need help with your PMS…and then taking the most direct route to find it!
Tags: cramps, headaches, life, PMS, women
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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
I am often times asked what helps me through PMS the most. This is a giggle moment for me because women rarely believe me when I say a PMS party. Now, this can take several forms from a nice trip to a day spa for complete pampering and relaxation while surrounded by all women to inviting my circle of girlfriends over to watch a chic flick with snacks while we do each other nails. The reality is that the possiblities are endless to end your PMS depression!
Try some of my PMS favorites:
Meet with the girls at your favorite toy store and shop for a new vibe. Studies show that vibrators help PMS cramps!
Plan to catch a movie with your best girlfriend in the middle of the day. Taking a day off from work to just window shop as you walk through town or catch a movie is very relaxing. The exercise and fresh air will help you PMS symptoms as well as the support.
Got to your local drug store and stock up on lots of cheap nail polish that you would love to try. At 99 cents a bottle, it does not have to make it through a week of heavy texting, just a day of PMS partying as it is passed from girl to girl.
For the PMS party, tell each girl to bring a PMS gift under $5 wrapped to the party without a name tag. Then number them and draw lots.”
If you are usually civic minded, then go to work for an hour or two to do some community service to make something good out of your PMS. The addage is true about helping someone else through their suffering help you feel better about your own!
Sure, some of these things are completely corny, but you will surprised how quickly your PMS depression will disappear into laughter and silliness! ~~Dee
Tags: life, PMS, women
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Friday, March 28th, 2008
For all of us, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
“What in bag?” asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.”
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: “Good trade.”
Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else! ~~Dee
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Sunday, February 24th, 2008
Elizabeth Goodman revealed the PMS Tips helping millions of women deal with the trial and pains of PMS. In a nationwide interview on San Diego Today, Dr. Elizabeth Goodman gave a nationwide audience tips on how to keep PMS from ruining your life!
Tips Included:
Ways to get past PMS mood swings
Avoiding the PMS headaches
Anticipating the PMS Fall Out
Check out the PMS Video: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v54263369RJmPj8g
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Friday, February 22nd, 2008
No cramping their style —
By: RUTH MARVIN WEBSTER - Staff Writer
Ranging from PMS bloating and PMS fatigue to irritability and hostility, symptoms of premenstrual syndrome are experienced by an estimated 75 percent of menstruating women, according to the National Institutes of Health.
Read the whole article, “No Cramping Their Style.”
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